Adventure Time - BMO A Walking Contradiction.

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via alaysha-dawn)

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

(via alaysha-dawn)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

takelotswithalcohol:

If I like you enough, I’ll snapchat you videos of me drunkenly singing along to Alkaline Trio.

(via mranthonytalks)

dannynorth:

Twin Atlantic // Leeds Festival 2013

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dannynorth:

Twin Atlantic // Leeds Festival 2013

That awkward moment where you put your makeup on ready to go out but you’re watching OUAT and the feels happen and you end up looking like the grudge.

Time to reapply.

Why the fuck is Colin O’Donoghue so god damn attractive?

Spotify Session: Tegan and Sara [©]

for ihateteganandsara

(Source: quinist, via rainingtegans)

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Spotify Session: Tegan and Sara [©]

for ihateteganandsara

(Source: quinist, via rainingtegans)

Bitch please.

(via lwordforever)

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Bitch please.

(via lwordforever)

caliel:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

lol nevermind

(Source: ancien-t, via max-bemis-is-my--patriarch)

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caliel:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

lol nevermind

(Source: ancien-t, via max-bemis-is-my--patriarch)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

You’re telling me people get more than 5 notes on a selfie?

(Source: meladoodle, via the-random-thought-caravan)

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via im--miss-world)