no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
If I like you enough, I’ll snapchat you videos of me drunkenly singing along to Alkaline Trio.
"I think the best moment in my life was when I was going to kick that guy’s ass on stage for touching that girl without her permission in our audience. I mean, like..I almost blacked out. I just saw it and I almost lost all conscious thought when I was singing. It was like I was possessed or something. I mean..how deluded are you as a man to think you can just claim ownership over a woman? This isn’t some kinky BDSM shit. This is your power hungry little dick acting out because you have issues."
That awkward moment where you put your makeup on ready to go out but you’re watching OUAT and the feels happen and you end up looking like the grudge.
Time to reapply.
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
You’re telling me people get more than 5 notes on a selfie?