Adventure Time - BMO A Walking Contradiction.

urrectum:

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

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urrectum:

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

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nickdrake:

Nirvana.

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nickdrake:

Nirvana.

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via no-ifs-ands-or-butter)

Another ill day so i’m chilling in the bath with Alkaline Trio and Bayside on shuffle.
Best medicine.

You go, girls.

(Source: WaltGifs, via animated-disney-gifs)

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

(via pyladesdrinkingtea)

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via birdymichele)

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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decently-elevated:

I need sex. Hot, high, intense, sensual, breathtaking, thigh trembling, back scratching, lip biting sex. Fuck.

(via zalthewolf)

thelionthewitchandthelesbian:

Got a new swimsuit brav

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via ugly)