start a mosh pit at my funeral or we aren’t real friends
i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must tell me if i look cute in this judge wig
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
that cat has made history and he knows it
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
the best advice i’ve ever gotten
If you think moving to another school, city or state is going to make you happy, it isn’t.
If you think buying new clothes, makeup or shoes is going to make you happy, it isn’t.
These things may help momentarily, but the truth is you follow you everywhere you go. If you move to California, you’re moving with yourself. You aren’t going to be happy until you make changes in your life to improve your mental health.